In a desperate attempt to milk the crypto craze we’ve launched the moooother of all crypto-pets, CryptoCows, an udderly serious cryptocurrency based on collecting, nurturing and worshipping digital cows.
CryptoCows are built on shudh A1 desi blockchain technology and run on our proprietary cryptocurrency GauShalaTokens, or as we’d like it to be called, GST (Trademark Pending)
Sanskari Cows
Every CryptoCow has been crafted with so much sanskar and cultural values that Akta Pakoor is already working on a TV series on their lives.
GST Compliant
GauShalaTokens are GST compliant and under review by most major gobarments around the world.
Highly Secure
Protected by digital walls that are exactly 13ft high and 5ft wide, your cow tokens are safe in our vaults.
Are you a cow lover but lactose intolerant?
Do you dream about profiting from cows but your pesky landlord will not allow a stable in your home?
Have you realized that cats and dogs are a bigger threat to humanity than AI or machines?
Cryptocows is the token for you! We have developed the world’s first digital cows who can be collected, nurtured and adored on any device, anywhere, any time.
But I am a cat person!
As asli deshbhakts we believe only in our traditions and superstitions. While a black cat crossing your way will only bring you bad luck, millions of us cross cows on our roads everyday with no harmful effects.
What do I need to collect CryptoCows?
CryptoCows are only allotted after you make a solemn pledge to stay in the country of India and repay all your loans.
How secure are my cows?
Your digital cows are protected by digital walls that are exactly 13ft tall and 5ft wide. They’ve been certified to be tamper proof by the “Leadership group” of Australian Cricket team.
The value of GauSaulaTokens (GST) has been rising since from November 31st 2017. Even we don’t know the reason. :P
Regret missing out on both Blockchain and Pokemon Go? Get your own personalised CryptoCow today, along with a certified bragging right.
No cows were harmed, hurt or launched into space during the execution of this project. Made with love, goober, dooodh, paneer, ghee, ghaas and much mooooore.
No cows were harmed, hurt or launched into space during the execution of this project. Made with love, goober, dooodh, paneer, ghee, ghaas and much mooooore.
