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Best minds in fintech, minus the buzzwords

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for the people
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The time is ripe for a change in the way our 
great country is governed. The time is apt for the 
citizens to get what they deserve.

This elections, vote for

Non Aadmi

party

Meet

Our next Prime Minister, Aai

Meet, Our next Prime Minister

Aai

Your next Prime Minister hasn’t ever served chAI, hasn’t ever sheltered underworld ke bhAI, hasn’t ever dissed movies by Subhash GhAI. Your next Prime Minister is not an aadmi, it is an all powerful cloud-based, omnipotent and omnipresent AI engine. It’s motherly, homely and an intelligent candidate.

If real intelligence has been failed to be intelligent, it is time for artificial intelligence to take over

VC Funded
Government

Why vote for Non Aadmi Party?

Traditional political parties don’t disclose their funding sources, but being a political startup, it will probably be the only thing that Non Aadmi Party talks about. Get used to newspaper headlines like, “Non Aadmi Party Raises $100 million ” or “Multiple VCs Lead New Funding Round in NAP.”

We’ll talk about funding even when we are not receiving any funding but want to stay in the news. We will be open to talking about our funding sources, but please don’t ask us how and where we are speinding the money. Much like traditional parties, we also won’t know but we definitely will be the world’s first unicorn government.

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Glassdoor

Why for Non Aadmi Party?

In our opinion, Parliament House has been waiting for a startup to occupy it. Perhaps this is why they already sport an open office layout. To add to this, the Parliament under the Non Aadmi Party will sport a completely new look. It will only have bean bags, but members will show appreciation not by banging on tables but by upvoting Non Aadmi Party on Product Hunt.

Every LS and RS session will be planned in fortnightly sprints, the sessions will be streamed on the party’s own channel called NAPflix and of course, the Parliament will have ping pong and foosball tables to allow our ministers to stay fit and energized.

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Get Cashback for
IncomeTax

Why vote for Non Aadmi Party?

Wow! Literally, wow! Has any government ever given you money to pay money?

We will. Every time your company deducts TDS or professional tax from your salary, Non Aadmi Party will deposit cashback directly into a wallet of your choice. Cash has gone but cash came back also! The party will also report income tax collections as Gross Merchandise Value and aim to achieve hockeystick growth.

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Jira For All!

Why vote for Non Aadmi Party?

Older, dated government 5-year-plans will be replaced with the Non Aadmi Party’s own Startup Sprint Plan. Our new quarter planning scheme will be Vision 2025, and to help us achieve our goals, we shall define public OKRs for all senior government positions.

As you would expect, their adherence to these OKRs will affect their appraisals during review cycles, determined via extensive anonymous peer review.

Who needs NITI Aayog when you’ve got a national-level Scrum Master?

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Ab Sabke
Mann ki Baat

Why vote for Non Aadmi Party?

Communication is important. A government should reach out to the citizens more often and hear what they have to say. Instead of a radio speech (which is hardly the way to reach Millenials), the Non Aadmi Party will host a Town Hall meeting every Sunday. Our honourable PM AAI will speak to the citizens of the country and take questions.

For a short period of time, of course. And there will be pizza!

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Wildlife Conservation

Why vote for Non Aadmi Party?

If there’s one thing the Non Aadmi Party is great at, it’s using technology to solve problems you never even knew existed. Non Aadmi Party will use established, robust methods of ensuring that the animals of this country are not just safe, but live forever!

Get ready to look beyond CryptoCows, and move on to ROIRhinos, HODLHaathis, Royal Bengal TigerTokens, and of course, Blackbucks.

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Abolish Angel Tax

Why vote for Non Aadmi Party?

Startups in India have been affected by the infamous Angel Tax regulation, which imposes taxation on VC investments in unlisted companies. However, with our superior intelligence, we will out-general this regulation by allowing VC funding via electoral bonds. This will not only allow all investments to be tax-free, but also allow all donations to be completely anonymous!*

* In doing so, we expect we will be just the start of a long line of startups attempting to get into politics once everyone realizes its potential for tax-free investments. But this government has first mover advantage!

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VotEr Stock
Ownership Plan
(VESOPS)

Why vote for Non Aadmi Party?

Finally, what kind of startup would we really be if we didn’t intend on someday going public? Get in on the craze now, as every member of the voting public who pledges their vote to NAP will be entitled to a percentage of ownership of the country.

What’s that you say? How can a country be owned via stocks? Well, let’s just say that if war ever breaks out and territories of India have to be seceded acquired, you’re in for a huge buyback!

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Government

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Get Cashback for
IncomeTax

Jira For All!

Ab Sabke
Mann ki Baat

Wildlife Conservation

Abolish Angel Tax

VotEr Stock
Ownership Plan
(VESOPS)

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